CatDog Songs!
On this page you will find lyrics to all CatDog tunes!
Cat - Red
Dog - Blue
Cliff - Orange
Shriek - Pink
Lube - Green
Mom and Dad - Hot Pink
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Winslow - Purple
All singing - Yellow
Mervis - Dark Blue
Dunglap - Dark Green
Peter Hannan - Brown
CatDog - Light Blue
Rancid - Dark Purple
One Time Singers - Dark Yellow
Tallulah - Mint
Mom - Gray
Dad - Light Green
Greasers - Light Gray
Eddie - Light Brown
Randolph - Dark Mint
CatDog Theme Song
One fine day with a woof and a purr, a baby was born and it caused a little stir.
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No blue buzzard, no three eyed frog, just a feline canine little CatDog
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CatDog...CatDog...Alone in the world was a little CatDog
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Out on the road or back in town, all kind of critters putting CatDog down.
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Gotta rise above it, gotta try to get along. Gotta walk together, gotta sing this song.
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CatDog...CatDog...Alone in the world was a little CatDog
CatDog...CatDog...Alone in the world was a little CatDog
Songs from Doo Wop Diggety
Greasers in ally:
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Greasers: Wa ooo, wa wa ooo... Wa ooo, wa wa ooo, wa ooo, wa wa ooo, wa ooo, wa wa ooo, wa oo, wa wa ooo, wa ooo, wa wa oooo
The Greasers
The Greasers
Greasers
Duh hello
Ooo wa wa wa ooo wop bop bop bop (Uh, duh, uh duh, uh duh, uh duh, uh duh, uh duh, bop bop bop)
Ooo wa wa wa ooo wop bop bop bop (uh duh, uh duh, uh duh, uh duh, uh duh, uh duh, bop bop bop) (Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, bop bop bop)
We're grease grease greasers and we're gonna have fun, we're gonna pound CatDog and chase them when they run.
Wa ooo, wa wa ooo, wa ooo, wa wa ooo
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White fish chub, moldy meat and garbage
White fish chub, moldy meat and garbage
White fish chub (moldy moldy meat and garbage)
Bow diddy bow, meow meow meow, diddy diddy bow bow meow meow meow
Wa ooo, wa wa ooo, and a hi ho diggety too
Meow, Woof
Winslow's Whoppers;
CatDog and Greasers;
Wa ooo, wa wa ooo, wa ooo, wa wa ooo
Bow diddy bow
Meow meow diddy meow
Diddy diddy bow wow (Diddy diddy bow wow)
Meow meow meow
Wa ooo, wa wa oooo
Mervis and Dunglap rap;
We're Mervis
And Dunglap
And we're all that! We're a pig and a weasel, and we like to rap!
Doooog
Caaat, cat, cat, cat
Cliiiff (cat, cat, cat)
Shriiiieeek
And uh whatever they call me
Whoppers
Whoppers (whoppers)
Whoppers (whoppers)
Bow wow wow
Some guy said doo wop was dead, then we bopped him on the head
We're doo wop daddies and a doo wop thing, scratchin' and bitin' our way to fame
Wa ooo, wa wa ooo, wa
ooo, wa wa ooo
Bow wow wow
We're a doo wop dog
And a doo wop cat
Doo wop skinny
Doo wop fat
Chasing and pounding and chasing
all day
Crushing other stuff along the way
Wa ooo, wa wa ooo
And a doo wop diggety too
Bow wow wow
Bow diddy bow, meow meow diddy meow, diddy diddy bow bow meow meow meow
Wa ooo, wa wa ooo, wa ooo, wa wa ooo
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CatDog in bathroom;
I'm lonely, I'm lonesome, I'm alone. (HOWL)
You know I'm lonely through and through to the bone, lonely's my middle name, solitaire is my game, and oh my favorite color is blue. You know I'm lonely 'cause I never knowed you. Y'know I'm lonely, I'm lonesome, I'm depressed. I'm a pitiful, miserable mess. In the dumps all the dat, pessimistic all the way. I'm a horse that's been turned into glue (horse whinny). Y'know I'm lonely 'cause I never knowed you. I'm the prince of pathetic, boo hoo. Boo hoo hoo hoo!
I'm Lonely Song from "Lube in Love"
Thanksgiving Song from "Talking Turkey"
Uh, Thankgiving's the time for cranberries! Uh, pilgrims, and stuffing anf cranberries! They're red, juicy, very sour, cranberries. Make Thanksgiving what it is to me, cranberries, cranberries.
What about the turkey?
Yeah, but what about the gravy? Yeah, it's thick, brown, lumpy, bumpy, gravy. It's better than what they served you in the navy! And uh, did I mention that I love cranberries, the berries of cran!
I love turkey!
Yes but, what about the cranberries? And things that ryme with cranberry. Help me out Dog, something about cranberries.
Oh turkey! (No!) Turkey (Dog!) Don't forget the yummy yummy turkey! (Dog!) Turkey, turkey (Dog!) Turkey! (Dog!)
Song from "CatDog Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
One fine day with a whimper and a tear, our beloved CatDog ran away from here. Our eyes are moist they're downright soggy, without our precious little CatDog
CatDooooog, CatDoooog...
Life ain't worth living without CatDog!
Pretty Little Piece of Paradise
A pretty little piece of paradiiise! That's a where I want to beee!
A pretty little piece of paradise for you and me!
Ukaliki poonalikilau (Pretty little piece of paradise)
Wallawalla whoopido (That's a where I want to stay)
Ukaliki poonalikilau (Pretty little piece of paradise)
Anapika goitapu (Can never go away)
Everybody!
Pretty little piece of paradise, it's the perfect place to stay! Pretty little piece of paradise, 'cause I'm with your and you're with me!
Song from "Mush Dog Mush"
Out of our way, we're blowing right past, you better not blink, we're moving too fast! Who was that? That champions! Could it be? The champions! Who's bringing the trophy home? The champions! Who's getting all the girls and the product placement? The champions!
Hey, take a whiff, what do you think? The stankiest stench that ever did stink! Whoo! What's that smell? Losers! What's that smell? Losers!
Cat Diggety Dog
Cat: Now remember Dog, follow my lead. When I say Cat Diggety Dog, you say Cat Digge-
Dog: Okay!
~Dog….Cat
*Together
Cat Diggety Dog….Cat Diggety Dog
Dog Diggety Cat….Dog Diggety Cat
He wants to do this….I wanna to do this
I gotta do that….Terrific!
*How could it get, how could it get, how could it get any better than this?
….I can’t imagine
Two in one brothers….Two in one brothers
We never fight….We never fight
Except when we yell and scream….Dog will you watch
‘Cept when we scratch and bite….
….How could it get, how could it get, how could it get any wetter than this
Could I get you a towel….Nevermind
We’re salt and pepper….We’re salt and pepper
We’re bacon and eggs….That’s scrambled eggs
My arms are his legs….His legs are my arms
My arms are his legs….My body, my body, my body
I gotta eat trash….He has to eat trash
He’s gotta eat well….Well I try to eat well
I eat ‘til I’m full….He eats ‘til I’m sick
And boy do I smell whew….
Hi Ho Diggety….No Ho Diggety
When day is done….Please say it’s done
Ya know two heads….What about two heads
Are more than one….Stop stop stop stop
Cat’s face doesn’t get….What
Cat’s face doesn’t get….What are you
Cat’s face doesn’t get….What
Any redder than this….Oh ho ho, that’s funny, those are not the right words
*It just doesn’t get, it just doesn’t get, it just doesn’t get any better than thiiiiiisssss!
It's go time!
We are the geekers! Me and me and me! Geekers are the only thing we ever wanna be!
GEEKERS!
That's right you heard us right!
We talk the geeker talk and all the girls go crazy when we walk the geeker walk!
GEEKERS!
Absolutely!
Positively
Geekers through and through!
We only like to do stuff that geekers like to do, GEEKERS!
Boom chucka, boom chucka
boom chucka boom, GEEKERS!
Boom chucka boom chucka boom chucka boom, GEEKERS!
We scream!
We yell! We stomp our feet! We pound
our scrawny chests. Everybody's jealous 'cause geekers are the best! GEEKERS!
Boom chucka, boom chucka
boom chucka boom, GEEKERS!
Boom chucka boom chucka boom chucka boom, GEEKERS!
Reprise;
We are the geekers! We make a geeky sound! You know you're gonna wet yourself when geekers come around!
GEEKERS!
Non-stop geekerific! Geekers 'til we die! And all the wimps in Nearburg town will whimper, whine, and cry!
Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo GEEKERS
Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo (Say it boys!)
GEEKERS!
Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo GEEKERS
Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo
STOOOOP!
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The Geekers Song
The Best Part of Christmas
Hanging a stocking
Trimming the tree
Cracking a chestnut
Mistletoeing with me
Having yourself a nice snowball fight
That's what we do on our Christmas night
The best part of Christmas is being together, sharing the good times and singing a song
There's nothing that's better than Christmas with CatDog, I wish we could do it all the year long!
Trick or Treating Song
Trick or Treat, smell my pits, feed me chocolate, give me zits. Wreck my teeth, make me sick, make me hurl a Halloween brick. Comb the country, scour the town, find all candy, wolf it down. Every morsel, every crumb, eat it 'til your mouth is numb. Trick or Treat, smell my butt. Shovel sugar into my gut. Give me the candy, motherload. Feed me junk 'til I explode!
Song from "Fistful of Mail"
Song at end
Title card verse;
For a dog, and his pride, it's all about a fistful of
mail.
Dog against mailman is a duel as old as time. A dog who's lost it's rhyme, but when the dust had cleared the dog done realized his quest. He owned that mailman's trousers, twas the fight heard 'round the west! Adios slowpoke! Oh the cat never got that fish.
Hey people! Who wants to rock, who wants to roll. Don't worry people Cat's in control. I'm Cat, and nobody's better 'cause I'm the best. The one who passes..passes the test. Hey Uummmm make funky now.. Uhh who.... ~ Stop! It's not that kind of battle! Stop! Stop! Help me please! My body! My body! My body! My body! Have mercy! Oooohhh.....
Battle of the Bands Song
Hot and Spicy Cha cha cha! From "Dog Ate It"
Serve me up some chili, and a cheesesteak made in Philly, and a big old enchilada, and a slab of veal piccata. Wash it down with mozzarella and make me a happy fella! It's the hot and spicy cha cha chaaaa! We all love spaghetti, won't you call me when it's ready, and a couple of pizza pies, pepperoni would be nice. It;s a dance that can't be beat, and it's all that you can eat. It's the hot and spicy cha cha cha! And I love it! It's the hot and spicy cha cha chaaaaa!
Cat Song from "Cat Club"
Cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, cats (Repeats throughout song)
Cats are great, cats are the best! Compared to a dog, there is no contest! We are the cats, we have cool hats! We are the cats!
Song from "Shepherd Dog"
You take the high road, I'll take the low road, and I'll slaughter helpless sheep before ye. I making no stops, 'til I make them lamb chops, and I'll slaughter helpless sheep before ye.
We're off to Washington DC! (Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah)
Hey Abe, let's make some history!
Do you think it'd be weird if I grew a beard?
No I do not, I think you'd look hot!
In Washington DC!
Excuse me, did someone forget their LINE?
Hee haw...
Ever since I was a little lad, I chopped a heap of wood, and now by gosh, I reckon I'm a gettin' pretty good!
Sure chops a mean piece of wood!
Honest, would I lie to you?
Hee haw
It's a boy, Mrs. Lincoln! It's a boooy!
(Pause of stage fright)
I'm just a baby named Abey, but someday maybe, I'm gonna hit the big time baby!
And that's how you do the Ghettysburg shuffle! Yes!
Abraham, the Lincoln man, he can do what a President can! And that's why we love Aaaaabe!
Songs from "All About Cat"
Songs from "It's a Wonderful Half Life"
Dog's Dream;
When you've got money, what else do you need? Who needs friends? Just give me greed! I love the way it smells! I love the way it sounds! I love the buck, the marks, the yens, the francs, and the pounds! I love money! (giggles) I love money! I got gobs of it, bags of it, stacks and racks, and sacks of it!
This cat's simply made of money! You don't believe me, heh! Ask this bunny!
He's rich, as rich, as rich, as rich, as rich, as can be!
I can not tell a lie, he's got a lot of me!
Sure as my name is Abraham Lincoln, this cat's rich and I mean stinkin'!
He loves money!
I love money!
He loves money!
That lousy cat! That stinkin' cat! That uh.. who was we singin' about? We're gonna pound him, punch him! Roll him up, and crunch him! Do uh some more things that rhyme.. We're gonna get... that... cat!!
Someday.. Maybe.. I'll have a home. Shaped like a fish, or maybe a bone. And maybe someday, I'll have a friend. And we'd stick together through tick and through thin.
Dream ending song;
Now I have a home, and I got a friend. And this is the way all dreams should end!
Life is great, life is swell, I'm happy as can be! Everything is beautiful 'cause I'm just me! Here I am on my own, feeling fine and free! I'm just a dog, no cat attached, hi ho diggety! Hello Mr. Sun! How are you today? As long as you're happy Dog, then I'm ok! Hello Mr. Train hoo-hoo! Do you wanna race? Get ready and go! Hey, that Dog just won first place! (Howling and gulping to tune, burp!)
Cat's Dream - I Love Money;
Greaser's Song;
Surfin' CatDog
Who's the coolest surfer surfin' in Nearburg town? Ooo CatDog, hey CatDog. They surfed up a storm, and they shut the Greasers down! Surfing CatDog, surfing CatDog. The CatDog style is spreading across the nation. A two headed, four footed surfing sensation! (Howling). Bow, bow, bow! Run the waves, shooting the curl, dancing on the sand with, like, a surfer girl! (Ha, ha, that's me!)
Hey CatDog ooo ooo. Go CatDog ooo ooo. Surfin' CatDog ooo ooo. Yeah CatDog ooo ooo. Hey CatDog ooo ooo. CatDog! CatDog!
Song from "Rodeo CatDog"
Oh, I'm just a rodeo, Romeo. Breakin' them bulls like you broke my heart. Oh, I'm just a cowtown cowpoke, busting them broncs ever since we did part. Oh, rodeo sure is a lonely life, cursing them cows cause you're sore all the time. When I should be smoochin' you up as my wife, I'm just bustin' big blisters on my big behind. When I should be smoochin' you up as my wife, I'm just bustin' big blisters on my big behind. Yodeleayay, yoleayay, yolayeeeeee....!
Johnny Meatseed Song
My name is Johnny Meatseed, and I'm a meatseed planting man.
I've planted meat tress near and far across this glorious land!
Perhaps you think I'm full of bunk, that meat don't grow like that.
Well, did you ever see a dog connected to a cat?
Ally Cat's Song
Dig it, meow-wow, meow-meow, baby.
Dig it, meow-wow, ooh, baby-baby.
Dig it, meow-wow, skiddley-bop, baby.
Scratchity-watchity, wobbity-bobbity, stickety-wickety.
Baby, dig it, meow-wow, meow-meow, baby.
Dig it, meow-wow, ooh, baby-baby.
Dig it, meow-wow, skiddley-bop, baby.
Scratchity-watchity, wobbity-bobbity, stickety-wickety.
Baby, meow!
Scat Cat's Song
Why bother getting clean?
Skittley-boo-boo-boo-boo.
When you can stink like a can of sardine?
(Stink, baby, stink)
No responsibilities!
Shoobitty-doo-dah.
We're just doing what we please!
(Please, baby, please)
Just wailing on the wall!
Hibbity-dit-dot-dittin-doo.
Grooving all night and having a ball!
Scabootely! Oh! Ow!
Song From "The Ballad of Ol' 159
Well, look at that, look at that, go, Dog, go
Ain't no Cat gonna tell him no
Chasing that truck up and down the line
Well, there goes that dog and number 1-5-9
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Look at that, look at that, go, Dog, go
Ain't no Cat gonna tell him (cough) no
Chasing that truck up and down the line
It'll always be the same with Old 159
It'll always be the same with Old 159
Extended CatDog Theme Song
One fine day, with a woof and a purr. A baby was born and it caused a little stir. No blue blizzard, no three eyed frog. Just a feline, canine, little CatDog. CatDog, CatDog. Alone in the world was a little CatDog!
A lunatic dog, and a frustrated cat. Opposite this, and opposite that. Internal struggle for two in one brothers. Scratchin' an' bitin' an' lovin' each other! CatDog, CatDog. Nothin' in the world like a little CatDog! CatDog, CatDog. Nothin' in the world like a little CatDog!
Over the river, and through the muck, hot on the trail of the garbage truck. Friends to the end, through good and bad weather. But life is complicated when you're always together! CatDog, CatDog. Nothin' in the world like a little CatDog.
Out on the road or back in town, all kind of critters putting CatDog down. Gotta rise above it, gotta try to get along. Gotta walk together, gotta sing this song. CatDog...CatDog...Alone in the world was a little CatDog
CatDog...CatDog...Alone in the world was a little CatDog.
CatDog (CatDog), CatDog (CatDog). Alone in the world was a little CatDog!
CatDog and The Great Parent Mystery Songs
Opening Theme Song
One fine day, with a question on their mind CatDog left ol' Nearburg behind.
Tired of wonderin', tired of feelin' bad set off searchin' for their mom and their dad.
CatDog (CatDog), CatDog (CatDog).
Out on the road went the little CatDog. They're gonna find weirdos, gonna find nuts, pussycats, goofballs, hillbilly mutts. They'll look real high and they'll look real low, look in places the sun don't go.
CatDog (CatDog), CatDog (CatDog).
What are ya gonna find you little CatDog.
CatDog (CatDog), CatDog CatDog).
What are ya gonna find you little CatDog?
Ain't No More
Well, we used to cuss and fight but ain't no more!
We used to scratch and bite but ain't no more!
We loved to chase you all about, we lived to claw your eyeballs out!
We used to cuss and fight but ain't no more!
We used to hate cats guts but ain't no more!
We used to whoop dog butts but ain't no more!
We loved to make you whine and cry!
We longed to see you up and die!
We used to cuss and fight but ain't no more!
Ain't no more, ain't no more, ain't no more, ain't no more, ain't no more!
We used to cuss and fight but ain't no more!
We used to chomp you on your tail!
Yank them whiskers 'till you wail!
We used to cuss and fight but ain't no more!
We used to cuss and fight but ain't no more!
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Parents (Reprise)
Parents, oh we got parents!
Small, slimy, big and grimy parents!
Though we might seem strange to you..
We are parents through and through!
I bet yours are weirdos too
'Cause they're parents!
Parents, we're just parents!
Proud, loving, nagging, hugging parents!
First I cooked them up some grub!
Climb those stairs and in the tub!
Hurry up, for the love of chub! We're your parents!
We're your parents!
Hi Ho Diggety!
What a dream!
I've got big feet!
And I'm green!
We're your parents! Simply parents!
We've got parents!
Oh, Mama!
Oh, Pop!
Will this lovefest never stop?
Did I mention we're your ever lovin' parents?
Crazy, folly, goofy, laughy, wiggly parents!
Parents (Opening version)
Parents, that's right, parents!
Tall, short, wacky, wiggly parents!
We're parental through and through, raising kids is what we do!
Feed 'em, wash 'em, dry 'em too, we are parents!
oh, parents, you heard me parents!
Up, down, sideways, backwards, parents! (Ay, yi yi!)
Sometimes happy, sometimes not. Some run cold, some run hot.
We're the only ones you've got, we're your parents!
Bandage boo-boos, scrapes, and cuts. Wiping noses drives 'em nuts!
We are parents, they are parents, we are parents!
Oh, what a happy sound!
Parents falling on the ground
Have you ever seen this many, stinkin' parents!?
Moody, nutty, fancy, cruddy, we're your parents!
Ain't No More (Reprise)
Well, we used to get along but ain't no more!
We sang that sappy song but ain't no more!
We used to smile and be polite, but now we'd really rather fight!
We used to get along but ain't no more!
We used to be real nice but ain't no more!
Even kissed you once or twice but ain't no more!
The bestest friends you'd ever find, but now I'm whooping your behind!
We used to get along but ain't no more!
Ain't no more, ain't no more, ain't no more, ain't no more, ain't more!
We used to act liked friends but ain't no more!
You must have had me hypnotized but now I'm scratchin' out your eyes!
We used to get along but ain't no more!
You must have had me hypnotized, but now I'm scratchin' out your eyes!
We used to get along but ain't no more!
We used to get along but ain't no more!
And we'll fight like cats and dogs forever more!
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Closing Theme Song
They found some weirdos, found some nuts.
Pussycats, goofballs, hillbilly mutts.
They looked real high, and they looked real low and they looked in places where the sun don't go.
CatDog, CatDog.
It's been a long road for the little CatDog.
CatDog finally did come back.
Thankful for everything that they had.
A huge, hairy mom and a little green dad.
CatDog, CatDog.
Alone no more is the little CatDog.
CatDog, CatDog.
Alone no more is the little CatDog.
